Please pick only one post type!!

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

insufficient-data-captain whispered: I just wanted to say thanks for yesterday. I had so much fun playing cards against humanity.

No problem! 

It was a lot of fun to play yo. I couldn’t breathe half the time but it’s okay since it was from infinite laughter. (Also added in the new card idears that game out of that game)

engage-with-zorp:

I literally can’t believe this.

ihavehiminmycrosshairs:

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agitatedskellington:

the-goddamn-doomguy:

agitatedskellington:

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They’re making tumblr blogs now?!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAA A AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

radical-skeleton:

its not halloween its hellaween

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me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

Soundwave’s voice in the spanish dub bothers me so. Much.

I can barely understand him….

Me: *watching G1 Spanish dub*
*Cliffjumper Speaks*
Me: JE SU S GO D S

jetenter:

Fulcram and Misfire

pkmntrainer-serena:

dr-doc-phd:

pkmntrainer-serena:

pkmntrainer-serena:

SO YOU DECIDE TO SHOW UP AFTER ALMOST A YEAR YEAH THAT’S COOL NO BIGGIE

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y’all think i’m joking

no wonder you’re so mad, you haven’t slept in a year

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worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

robotsandramblings:

badass jets are my weakness

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